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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 December 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About hellachillin : I do not like green eggs & ham, I do not like them Sam-I-Am

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Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53886) - you deserved it (3459)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (3156)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)



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