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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 October 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 172
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hell_bent : I'm on PSN Lokki1984

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Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML

#15069321
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (3259)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm - money - by MBC - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

#15067596
118 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by thissucks - United States (California)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25480) - you deserved it (14778)

On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

#15066276
73 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
80 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
115 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML

#14022422
104 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

 Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

#13995137
116 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58868) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

#12677000
133 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

#12535853
130 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)



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