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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4917
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Visits<b>missmorggan</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:51am<b>courtly25</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 2:24pm<b>ItsNotThatBadBae</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:14am<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:00pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 4:01pm<b>SuperCasual</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 11:36pm<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 5:57pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 8:16am<b>siham_maghrabia</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:10am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:59pm<b>katachristic</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:28pm<b>jjeffriesftw</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:45pm<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:24pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:56pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:45pm<b>mrut92</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:19pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 11:45am

Fucked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 2:59am<b>jjeffriesftw</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 11:45pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:39pm<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 6:45pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:54pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:49pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:40pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 12:08am<b>IVXX_</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:58am<b>tchopper1969</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:46pm<b>kingzxcreed</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 8:26am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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helen_ellexo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

by angry girlfriend / 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work

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Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

by dypshyyt / 07/22/2014 at 7:20pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

by Alone / 05/21/2014 at 7:05am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

by nofatchicks / 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

by Lookalike / 05/12/2014 at 10:38am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

by kids / 05/12/2014 at 1:17am / Kids

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

by Not-pregnant / 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

by cantprovenothing / 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

by off to the whorehouse, then / 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm / United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove) / Intimacy

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML