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by veryunluckygirl / 07/16/2015 at 5:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML
by stillhungry / 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Sleepy / 05/31/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Vexatious / 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by fleckney26 / 05/05/2015 at 1:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/05/2015 at 11:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health
Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML
by jesterinperil / 02/16/2015 at 5:38pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today my boss fussed at me for something my co-worker did yesterday "because you were sitting right… Today, like we do every year, my family and I went on vacation. Also today, like she does in every… Today, I lost my wallet during a flight. I figured it was in a bag that I had given to an attendant…