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by Cygnus / 08/03/2015 at 10:14am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by stargate25 / 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was so incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2015 at 8:54pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by veryunluckygirl / 07/16/2015 at 5:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML
by stillhungry / 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Sleepy / 05/31/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Vexatious / 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by fleckney26 / 05/05/2015 at 1:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love