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helen_ellexo

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helen_ellexo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4592
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Visits<b>ItsNotThatBadBae</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:14am<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:00pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 4:01pm<b>SuperCasual</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 11:36pm<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 5:57pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 8:16am<b>siham_maghrabia</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:10am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:59pm<b>katachristic</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:28pm<b>jjeffriesftw</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:45pm<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:24pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:56pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:45pm<b>mrut92</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:19pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 11:45am<b>tj4234</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 10:51am<b>ladicius</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 10:15am

Fucked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 2:59am<b>jjeffriesftw</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 11:45pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:39pm<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 6:45pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:54pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:49pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:40pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 12:08am<b>IVXX_</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:58am<b>tchopper1969</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:46pm<b>kingzxcreed</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 8:26am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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helen_ellexo's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I was depressed so I went to the only bar in town. When I asked for a drink, I found out she works there as the bartender. FML

#21455384
80 comments

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML

#21454739
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (5196)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:29am - love - by Frozen Food Fan - United States (Nevada)

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (5922)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

#21454203
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (1734)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:23am - work - by RetailRage (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML

#21453197
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24677) - you deserved it (5233)

On 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by Gonzales (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

#21451268
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24175) - you deserved it (10625)

On 08/03/2015 at 10:14am - love - by Cygnus - United States (Iowa)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26100) - you deserved it (10822)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23540) - you deserved it (3169)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

#21443788
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25374) - you deserved it (2934)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was so incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

#21443212
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12956) - you deserved it (39463)

On 07/17/2015 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend didn't break up with me, but his mom did. FML

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

#21440427
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23241) - you deserved it (5468)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:25am - kids - by brichard22 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27621) - you deserved it (3759)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)



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