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by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by elena02 / 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years old. FML
by nightwalker2253 / 11/16/2015 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by deadbeatdad / 11/15/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by SadIndianLife / 11/15/2015 at 4:00pm / India (Delhi) / Love
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML
by michelle / 11/15/2015 at 10:21am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids
Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML
by buses suck / 11/15/2015 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Work
by Playaaa / 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm / United States / Health
by shavednipples / 10/11/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Health
- Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately,… Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?"… Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform…