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Today, I was bitched out by my shrew of a mother for getting engaged, to a man. She's not homophobic, but rather pissed off because gay marriage is "trendy" and she wants me to be "above that nonsense". Hurray for love. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2015 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love
by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Moth_Balled / 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 1:42am / France (Corse) / Intimacy
by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by elena02 / 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years old. FML
by nightwalker2253 / 11/16/2015 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by deadbeatdad / 11/15/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by SadIndianLife / 11/15/2015 at 4:00pm / India (Delhi) / Love
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML
by michelle / 11/15/2015 at 10:21am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids
Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML
by buses suck / 11/15/2015 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…