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helen_ellexo

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helen_ellexo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4591
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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helen_ellexo's favorite FMLs

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

#21493096
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (1606)

On 11/16/2015 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years old. FML

#21493084
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27678) - you deserved it (2286)

On 11/16/2015 at 2:13am - misc - by nightwalker2253 - United States (California)

Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML

#21492884
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (1822)

On 11/15/2015 at 5:35pm - kids - by deadbeatdad - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

#21492862
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21782) - you deserved it (2079)

On 11/15/2015 at 4:00pm - love - by SadIndianLife (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

#21492751
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21100) - you deserved it (2543)

On 11/15/2015 at 10:21am - kids - by michelle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML

#21492676
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24444) - you deserved it (2087)

On 11/15/2015 at 1:06am - work - by buses suck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML

#21492545
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14125) - you deserved it (25893)

On 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by BashyDaBest - United States (California)

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23064) - you deserved it (3277)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

#21478782
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28185) - you deserved it (1530)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

#21478533
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12082) - you deserved it (41919)

On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

#21478497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21908) - you deserved it (1666)

On 10/11/2015 at 2:45am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

#21478471
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28311) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/11/2015 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

#21478220
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23450) - you deserved it (7450)

On 10/10/2015 at 11:15am - love - by Oh Cock - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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