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2day my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping , she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny , causing a lot of people to stare in our drection. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
TODAY, MAH FRIENDS WERE ALL SHARING SWEET THINGS THERE BOYFRIENDS HAD SHARED WITH THEM. AFTER HEARING "HE SAYS I LOOK PRETTY WITHOUT MAKEUP" OR "HE PROMISES WE'LL GET MARRIED ONE DAY", I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY COMPLIMENT HE'S GIVEN ME IS THAT MAH LAUGHTER "SOUNDS LIKE A SQURREL HAVING A SEIZURE." FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me an my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today , I wanted to spend the day cleaning mah room . My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home , so she yelled at me to go to her shop . At the shop , she yelled at me for not being any help . When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room . FML
Today, I was staying over at boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's roomhile she is away at college. I left necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't ( steal it ). FML
Friday 27 March 2015