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Today, I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML

#3862
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I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (1832)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by janie - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

#2792
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On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)



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