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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About heavenleehope : Im An Stna Going To College To Get My Rn.... I Just Moved To Union SC..... So I Like Learning A New Place :D

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Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

#2656270
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44767) - you deserved it (11529)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

#2654949
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68180) - you deserved it (7646)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

#2602287
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65910) - you deserved it (9311)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

#2593588
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64305) - you deserved it (3601)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

#2349846
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58437) - you deserved it (7468)

On 05/27/2009 at 6:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
540 comments

I agree, your life sucks (213369) - you deserved it (23013)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57725) - you deserved it (6918)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48679) - you deserved it (6637)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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