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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 January 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

#15617500
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15491) - you deserved it (24779)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

#15501357
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55542) - you deserved it (11098)

On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

#15304136
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32630) - you deserved it (5214)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

#15275510
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27814) - you deserved it (6677)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

#15152021
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27546) - you deserved it (6011)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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