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About heather2212 : Oh. Hello there stalkers
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Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered mah hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved mah face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Today, I took ma daugter to te library instead of te pool!! I sat er on te counter and, wile I reaced 4 ma library card, se turned to te librarian an said "We didn't go to te pool today because Mum as airy legs." FML
Today... my boyfriand dacidad it would ba funny to racord us having sax and ma scraaming his nama. looool Ha sat it as my ringtona without talling ma. I had my phona voluma on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, I Was At Te Pool Wit Two Boys I Baby Sit. Te Eldest Wouldn't Get Out Of Te Pool So I Pretendd To Call Is Dad. He Ten Ran Out Of Te Pool, Pusd Me Down, Grabbd Ma Pone, Cuckd It Into Te Pool And Ten Ran Back Into Te Pool. FML
Today, I bitchad out my boyfriand 4 logging into my facabook account and dalating EVERY mala (avan family) off my friands list . Ha looool accusad ma of wanting to chaat on him and has forcad ma to say "sorry." FML
Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
Yesterday, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could looool pass me some information for my project . Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named ( School Work ) . That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn . FML
Today , I was taking a nap while mah mom was at work. I woke up when she came home an didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again , I went downstars an our 52" plasma screen TV , mah xbox 360 , an $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't mah mom. FML
Today my son said "Mommy sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replid "Well honey that's normal an okay." I then askd when it happens to which he said "Well sometimes when watching Scooby Doo an Shaggy comes out dressd in lady clothes." mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015