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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 468
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as my girlfriend an I were making love, an she startd to moan an groan . All of a sudden, she stoppd an said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered mah hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved mah face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

#15991083
220 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took ma daugter to te library instead of te pool!! I sat er on te counter and, wile I reaced 4 ma library card, se turned to te librarian an said "We didn't go to te pool today because Mum as airy legs." FML

#14459549
95 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:05am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my boyfriand dacidad it would ba funny to racord us having sax and ma scraaming his nama. looool Ha sat it as my ringtona without talling ma. I had my phona voluma on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003
112 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was At Te Pool Wit Two Boys I Baby Sit. Te Eldest Wouldn't Get Out Of Te Pool So I Pretendd To Call Is Dad. He Ten Ran Out Of Te Pool, Pusd Me Down, Grabbd Ma Pone, Cuckd It Into Te Pool And Ten Ran Back Into Te Pool. FML

#12498801
138 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed 4 burglary. FML

#12090028
64 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bitchad out my boyfriand 4 logging into my facabook account and dalating EVERY mala (avan family) off my friands list . Ha looool accusad ma of wanting to chaat on him and has forcad ma to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
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On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

yesterday I startd a new job , it was going well until I was askd to stand up an be introducd to a company director. I had a hard on. FML

#7928576
82 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 4:29am - intimacy - by Bacular (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is cuz he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends.

#7701844
123 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend invited me fir dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
93 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girlho was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of mah neck an so I went to the mirror an checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
195 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Yesterday, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could looool pass me some information for my project . Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named ( School Work ) . That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn . FML

#1415955
194 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today , I was taking a nap while mah mom was at work. I woke up when she came home an didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again , I went downstars an our 52" plasma screen TV , mah xbox 360 , an $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't mah mom. FML

#1353453
131 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by fuckMYlife94321 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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