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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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heartmytrucker's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend turned down a job that would have more than doubled his income because he didn't want to upset his current boss by quitting. FML



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

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  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

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