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heartmytrucker

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend turned down a job that would have more than doubled his income because he didn't want to upset his current boss by quitting. FML



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