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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About heartlessbiotch : I go to seek a great perhaps.

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Today , mah boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet mah parents but I made him do it anyway!! One of the first things out of his mouth was , "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock , he added , "You know , when you made yur daughter! She's awesome!"

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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191 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I were about to get intimate 4 the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of mah birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? real FML

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On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

TODAY, I FOUND OUT WHO MY RANDOMLY ASSIGND ROOMMATE WAS. OUT OF 10,000+ PEOPLE, I JUST HAPPEN TO GET ASSIGND A GIRL WHO THREATEND TO KILL ME. FML

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118 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... a private number called me telling me to ( Beware the water bottles ) as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window... hitting me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove te widt of te country to tell te girl I've lost tat I'm in love wit er. Se wasn't ome. FML

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151 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States



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