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heartlessagony
  • Town/Country : Honolulu, Hawaii
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 March 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 763
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (3472)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

#7458972 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (6935) - you deserved it (18713)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in line in the grocery store with my 3 year old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had a cow with sunglasses on on it. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (36043) - you deserved it (2055)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

#5085622 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (26556) - you deserved it (7821)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by M.L. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

#4876852 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (38314) - you deserved it (3295)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by helenablitz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

#2691661 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (60528) - you deserved it (6592)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by Person (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

#379533 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (107793)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)