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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1994 (21 years)
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About heartburner : Had to create a new account as I'm a genius who can't remember a simple pass code.
I'm not your normal girl, but I'm not out of control. I'm old fashioned and a tad tomboyish. I like to have fun, and that's a wide variety of things but you don't need specifics. :) message me if you wanna kill some boredom either here or kik. Mintconditiongirl

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