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heartbrakej
  • Town/Country : under a bridge, trollville
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 57
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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29874) - you deserved it (5125)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27286) - you deserved it (3480)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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