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heartbrakej

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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heartbrakej's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy