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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1989 (22 years)
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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75832) - you deserved it (6403)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83689) - you deserved it (11757)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57540) - you deserved it (12315)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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