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Today, I got a black eyeile trying to break up a figt caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at te funeral of ma best friend's moter. FML

#21042087
124 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm - health - by knobbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, as I was driving back home from grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witnes him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know y I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

#21006441
46 comments

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On 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by NNTA (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML

#20948659
138 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
100 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States

Today , I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table an make it look like an accident. mega FML

#20940427
115 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my dad cummed into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room . I wasn't watching porn . We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone . FML

#20929016
72 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Yesterday, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, mah father lookd me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon!! The 'other' pink meat", then winkd suggestively at mah mother!! I don't think I can ever eat fish again!! mega FML

#20763590
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On 07/04/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, I Met The Man Of Mah Dreams. We Saw A Movie, Then Went To A Bar. It Went Perfectly, Until He Got Wasted And Started Singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" To Me While Everyone Laughed. Then I Woke Up, Having Just Been Rickrolled By Mah Own Subconscious. Fat FML

#20540752
82 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush,ho turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked mehich dog breed I lyk the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. big fat FML

#20451560
147 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

TODAY..!! MY SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR CASUALLY REMARKED THAT HE WOULDN'T MIND ( DIVING INTO ) ME SOMETIME!! HE WAS STRAPPED TO MY BACK THE WHOLE WAY DOWN!! MEGA FML

#20434488
89 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, whila I was taking drivar's tast, instructor racaivad a taxt massaga. Ha promptly had a panic attack and scraamad for ma to pull ovar. It turnad out his wifa wantad a divorca. Tha last 15 minutas of tast consistad of him sobbing to himsalf as I drova back to tha DMV. FML

#20024961
153 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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