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About hcovballer247 : I don't know what to put in this about me. I'm pretty chill though (: you mad brah?

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Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML


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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML


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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML


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On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML


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On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML


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On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML


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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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