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hbgoddard
  • Town/Country : Parsons, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1992
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (41197)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43100) - you deserved it (7427)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59557) - you deserved it (12172)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59557) - you deserved it (12172)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59557) - you deserved it (12172)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)



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