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hbgoddard
  • Town/Country : Parsons, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1878
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (4161) - you deserved it (33457)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (40806) - you deserved it (6904)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (56408) - you deserved it (11332)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)