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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Tib (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by nwalsh2009 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Shocked (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me. She assumed that I bought him a PS3 for Christmas, and she and the rest of his family have only purchased him games to go with it. The thing is, I already got him an expensive gift. Now, I have to scramble to come up with the money to get this for him instead, and save the coat I bought for his birthday. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by countrygirl0118 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by BlueMouth (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:49am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:08pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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