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hazerdagreek
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 129
  • Number of comments : 9
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Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13683) - you deserved it (110353)

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