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  • Town/Country : queen creek, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1985 (28 years)
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About hazelwolfeyes : im sadistic n a major dork. I am my masters slave ^-^...n damn well better believe i will laugh at almost anything n will argue with the stupid. im not a normal female. im one of the guys. drink GOOD beer-no crap domestics, eat pizza, check out girls, burp, and play COD..i have no patience for girls who think they deserve the world when they arent worth the gum on my shoe..i am happy im a ray of f*cking sunshine. :) have a nice day!

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Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

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