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About hazard_havoc17 : WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ A (possibly) LONG INFORMATIONAL SEGMENT ABOUT ME
I'm 14, and I've decided to stop giving a fuck about what people have to say. If you don't like what I do then ignore it if it bothers you so goddamn much.
I have a foul ass mouth and I really don't care if you don't like it. Ever heard of freedom of speech?
Anyway ask me anything you'd like to know I guess, nothing too personal please? (EX: Do you masturbate, watch porn, etc.)
My favourite music consists of Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, Linkin Park, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, blink-182 and Fall Out Boy. (Dat Pete Wentz *-* )
Sorry that my info is quite odd and long/boring.
NOTE: Before you think of messaging me, I mostly use the mobile app so I probably won't get in touch with you right away. I apologise for any misunderstandings.
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Friday 6 December 2013