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hazard_havoc17

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hazard_havoc17

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  • Number of visits : 2215
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Yesterday, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, ( it'll happen soon, baby ) and let me believe we were trying. FML

#5273221
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54409) - you deserved it (3508)

On 09/15/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, ( it'll happen soon, baby ) and let me believe we were trying. FML

#5273221
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54409) - you deserved it (3508)

On 09/15/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I want to a rastaurant with soma friands. I noticad a vary cuta waitrass about my aga, so I walkad ovar to har an askad if sha had a boyfriand. Tha axtramaly fit, attractiva waitar standing naxt to har immadiataly turnad, hald out his hand an goas, "Yaah. Maat ma." FML

#5220953
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30203) - you deserved it (12226)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

yesterday I played a got caracter in ma friend's student film wit got clotes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is te reason 4 all te bad stuff in tis world" and ten spat in ma $5 drink. FML

#5141250
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42968) - you deserved it (4983)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by comet5002 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, wile lifeguarding, I received six prank pone calls on te official pool pone!! Wen it rang again, I picked it up, told tem to go fuck temselves, ung up, and ten left te pone off te ook!! A second later, ma cellpone rang!! It was ma boss, telling me to get a sense of umor!! FML

#5007844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (7247)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by lifeguardfuckup (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56108) - you deserved it (4494)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I finished moving out of my apartment an decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used an was shocked to fine a moldy , rotten , decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four yeres ago. FML

#4922753
89 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by rydawg79 (man) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

2day I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to mah shoulder. I looked down to see mah dandruff glowing. FML

#4826832
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33057) - you deserved it (16356)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Raaar (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, Mah Sister An I Were Reading The New Fml Posts. I Sat Close To The Fan, An After A Few Minutes, I Leand Against It Fir Support. It Immediatly Suckd Up Mah Hair An Startd Violently Twisting It. My Sister Continud To Read An Shoutd At Me Because Mah Cries Fir Help R Distracting. FML

#4550726
92 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)

yesterday on mah wedding day,hen they said "you may kiss the bride" , I swung mah wife over in the romantic fashion and went in fir the kiss. Unfortunately mah hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slippd under mah grip. She fell and was knockd unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

#4543711
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48040) - you deserved it (18000)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:50am - love - by slipperyhands (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on suffle in te room we were in as I left to go to te batroom. Wen I came back se was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. looool Se won't stop singing it and er mom is coming over to pick er up in an our. Se's 4. FML

#4463161
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (41976)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

today I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's air. I followed er trying to be a good intern. After te nurse was done te 72 year old woman took off er batrobe. Wile looking at me se sat down er legs wide open. And yes se knew se was naked. FML

#4156850
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34927) - you deserved it (2947)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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