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About hayyj : Im hailley,exotic. Ambitious. Adventurous. I found my significant other 2 years ago. Im happier than ever
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn't a "proper" present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because "ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family." FML
Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
Friday 17 April 2015