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About hayyj : Im hailley,exotic. Ambitious. Adventurous. I found my significant other 2 years ago. Im happier than ever

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Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML


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On 11/29/2010 at 5:46am - work - by figgy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn't a "proper" present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because "ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family." FML


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On 09/30/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by qwerty6 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML


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On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bolton)

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