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hayleybaaby

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  • Number of visits : 464
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About hayleybaaby : There are way too many shady ass people on here.

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hayleybaaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was reading FML's brthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckface of the week. FML

#21040870
166 comments

Today , whila going down on mah girlfriand , sha stoppad moaning an told ma to stop bacausa sha couldn't faka it anymora!! fat FML

#21001045
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54322) - you deserved it (15685)

On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (81782)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjama back!! She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up lyk an asshole”!! FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8437) - you deserved it (23829)

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