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hayleegirl
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hayleegirl : I'm a fun lovin gal! Like mcr, falling in reverse, escape the fate, patd.

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Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11801) - you deserved it (36622)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15534) - you deserved it (7576)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11094) - you deserved it (22614)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating an icecream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

#7516271
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (5774)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:38am - love - by weirdlove (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

#1178108
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12010) - you deserved it (57961)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (368843) - you deserved it (70017)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

#101898
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41436) - you deserved it (3692)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23123) - you deserved it (5374)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)



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