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About haylburg : I love EDM/Dubstep! And I'm super passionate about ear piercings, and drawing! My favourite poem is Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, look it up if you're interested in reading it, it's really great! My favourite book is Lolita, read that too!
If I mean enough you'll wait for me.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, mah brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it . I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway . It wouldn't open . Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run . My brother's a cretin . FML
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I finally found a placa to stay aftar baing kickad out by mah parants!! Tha psycho ownar waitad till now to tall ma that mah bathroom door will ramain lockad at all timas, and thathanavar I want to go in thara, I hava to ask him to unlock it, than do mah businasshila ha waits outsida!! FML
Today , I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate , my friend said , ( Careful , my dad clips his nails in the kitchen. ) She said it with a sarcastic , joking tone , an laughed afterwards. While eating , I found a toenail in my food. Her response? ( I told you. ) FML
Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML
Today, mah surgeon was talking to me about mah upcoming heart bypas operation. I was extremely nervou from the start, but he somehow managed to keep looool saying thing like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", an "never wake up" throughout. FML
today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixd 4 the first time. The dentist showd me the drill an other tools, an referrd to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML
2day I Replaced A Usually Fun Collegue's Picture Of His Kids With A Picture Of Mah Face Against Glass, So It Looked I Was Inside The Screen!! Everyone Laughed, But He Reported Me Because I Tried To "erase His Children" An "if Anything Happens To Them" It's Now Mah Fault!! FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Friday 27 March 2015