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haylburg

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About haylburg : I love EDM/Dubstep! And I'm super passionate about ear piercings, and drawing! My favourite poem is Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, look it up if you're interested in reading it, it's really great! My favourite book is Lolita, read that too!
If I mean enough you'll wait for me.

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Today, mah job application got denid once again. I lookd over it, and saw that mah roommate addd ( screwing over customers ) and ( hiding dead bodies ) under mah skills. FML

#20927127
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43770) - you deserved it (6507)

On 10/20/2013 at 2:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it . I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway . It wouldn't open . Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run . My brother's a cretin . FML

#20926554
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38688) - you deserved it (3644)

On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43689) - you deserved it (4778)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I finally found a placa to stay aftar baing kickad out by mah parants!! Tha psycho ownar waitad till now to tall ma that mah bathroom door will ramain lockad at all timas, and thathanavar I want to go in thara, I hava to ask him to unlock it, than do mah businasshila ha waits outsida!! FML

#20926435
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (3280)

On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

Today , I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate , my friend said , ( Careful , my dad clips his nails in the kitchen. ) She said it with a sarcastic , joking tone , an laughed afterwards. While eating , I found a toenail in my food. Her response? ( I told you. ) FML

#20926236
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45998) - you deserved it (5077)

On 10/19/2013 at 11:04am - misc - by sleepysophie (woman) - United States (Alabama)

yastarday I askad mah studant to buy a copy of Anna Frank's diary for an assignmant. Ona of tham askad ma in all sariousnas who wrota it. FML

#20925665
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44618) - you deserved it (4658) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by Huedadaa - France (Picardie)

Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML

#20925494
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55099) - you deserved it (5212)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah surgeon was talking to me about mah upcoming heart bypas operation. I was extremely nervou from the start, but he somehow managed to keep looool saying thing like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", an "never wake up" throughout. FML

#20925456
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (3212)

On 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by DocBastard, meet DocCunt (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (39160)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, in calculus, our substituta taachar told ma I was smart . Evarybody in tha class, including my friands, burst out laughing . FML

#20923824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43477) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixd 4 the first time. The dentist showd me the drill an other tools, an referrd to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

#20923550
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (3828)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41753) - you deserved it (9356)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough fir the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen!! mega FML

#20922561
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46952) - you deserved it (6539)

On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

2day I Replaced A Usually Fun Collegue's Picture Of His Kids With A Picture Of Mah Face Against Glass, So It Looked I Was Inside The Screen!! Everyone Laughed, But He Reported Me Because I Tried To "erase His Children" An "if Anything Happens To Them" It's Now Mah Fault!! FML

#20922441
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41167) - you deserved it (5055)

On 10/16/2013 at 4:22am - work - by Elcam (man) - Belgium

Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML

#20921675
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46428) - you deserved it (2970)

On 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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