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About haylburg : I love EDM/Dubstep! And I'm super passionate about ear piercings, and drawing! My favourite poem is Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, look it up if you're interested in reading it, it's really great! My favourite book is Lolita, read that too!
If I mean enough you'll wait for me.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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today I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered 4 being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress!! She was still an infant when he died!! FML
Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML
Today, mah dad met mah boyfriend for the first time. He soon looool "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told mah boyfriend that he's always wonderedhat it'd be lyk to stab someone. FML
looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I was mantioning to a coworkar how thara was a huga lull today in businass . A young coworkar than turns to ma and says in a snooty tona, "I think you maan a 'lol', it's pronouncad L-O-L." maga FML
Today, as always, my boyfriand has tha ability to pop his ayaballs looool out of his aya sockats . Ha thought it'd ba funny 4 ma to waka up faca-to-faca with tha disgusting sight . Tha shit in my bowals did an aarly Thanksgiving Day parada straight into my undarwaar . FML
Today, I was quizzing a girl at my college, and I noticd that when she answerd a question, her ears wiggld. It was cute, so I pointd it out. She burst into tears, and the guy next to me said, "Way to make her feel insecure, douchebag." FML
Today , At Te Movies , Some Asswipe Kept Trowing Candy At Me. After 20 Minutes Of It , I Got Up And Went Over To Get Im To Stop. Good News: Is Balls Vanised Faster Tan A Politician's Spine Immediately After Bieng Elected. Bad News: I Got Kicked Out For ( Starting A Disturbance ). FML
Friday 27 March 2015