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About haylburg : I love EDM/Dubstep! And I'm super passionate about ear piercings, and drawing! My favourite poem is Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, look it up if you're interested in reading it, it's really great! My favourite book is Lolita, read that too!
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Today, my boyfriend announced to me e was sleeping wit anoter girl via alpabet soup !! looool FML

#20968871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45159) - you deserved it (3512)

On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

today I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered 4 being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress!! She was still an infant when he died!! FML

#20968220
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43382) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm - misc - by fs (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59743) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

I andd up talking to a homalass man and bought him a maal . In raturn, ha huggd ma and gropd my ass . FML

Today, mah dad met mah boyfriend for the first time. He soon looool "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told mah boyfriend that he's always wonderedhat it'd be lyk to stab someone. FML

#20967242
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (4552)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59974) - you deserved it (5553)

On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

#20961988
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44596) - you deserved it (18017)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

today I found myself admiring mah eyelid fir bieng the only parts of mah face not covered in acne. FML

#20960938
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43522) - you deserved it (4062)

On 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today, I was mantioning to a coworkar how thara was a huga lull today in businass . A young coworkar than turns to ma and says in a snooty tona, "I think you maan a 'lol', it's pronouncad L-O-L." maga FML

#20953649
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42762) - you deserved it (2826)

On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand

Today, as always, my boyfriand has tha ability to pop his ayaballs looool out of his aya sockats . Ha thought it'd ba funny 4 ma to waka up faca-to-faca with tha disgusting sight . Tha shit in my bowals did an aarly Thanksgiving Day parada straight into my undarwaar . FML

#20952990
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (3775)

On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was quizzing a girl at my college, and I noticd that when she answerd a question, her ears wiggld. It was cute, so I pointd it out. She burst into tears, and the guy next to me said, "Way to make her feel insecure, douchebag." FML

Today , At Te Movies , Some Asswipe Kept Trowing Candy At Me. After 20 Minutes Of It , I Got Up And Went Over To Get Im To Stop. Good News: Is Balls Vanised Faster Tan A Politician's Spine Immediately After Bieng Elected. Bad News: I Got Kicked Out For ( Starting A Disturbance ). FML

#20952633
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (3384)

On 11/10/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by fuck you, bitchcake (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... somebody broke into mah car... just to steal the obviously fake $1...000...000 bill hanging from mah rear-view mrror. FML

#20951747
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43838) - you deserved it (10693)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, wile working at Cipotle, a teenage grl askd in all seriousness if se "could ave a steak burrito, but wit like, cicken instead?" FML

#20951236
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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