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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 136
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About haydentheman : My name is Hayden I'm not very intersting

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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55219) - you deserved it (9460)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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