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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About haycassidy : Instagram: haycassidy

Hi, I'm Cassidy!

I'm 18 years old and live in Seattle. I thoroughly enjoy Barnes & Noble, my iPhone, yoga pants, Lilo and Stitch, lemonade, baking, candles that smell like winter, and photography.

I don't ever check the FML site, I pretty much only use my iPhone app so on the rare occasion I ever get a message, don't be too surprised if I don't respond for months.

For witty and thought-provoking things (atleast in my head,) follow me on twitter,

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Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML


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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died 2 years ago. FML


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