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haycassidy
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About haycassidy : Instagram: haycassidy

Hi, I'm Cassidy!

I'm 18 years old and live in Seattle. I thoroughly enjoy Barnes & Noble, my iPhone, yoga pants, Lilo and Stitch, lemonade, baking, candles that smell like winter, and photography.

I don't ever check the FML site, I pretty much only use my iPhone app so on the rare occasion I ever get a message, don't be too surprised if I don't respond for months.

For witty and thought-provoking things (atleast in my head,) follow me on twitter,
http://www.twitter.com/haycassidy

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Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38694) - you deserved it (3514)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died 2 years ago. FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:43am - work - by ITM21 - United States



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