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About haycassidy : Instagram: haycassidy
Hi, I'm Cassidy!
I'm 18 years old and live in Seattle. I thoroughly enjoy Barnes & Noble, my iPhone, yoga pants, Lilo and Stitch, lemonade, baking, candles that smell like winter, and photography.
I don't ever check the FML site, I pretty much only use my iPhone app so on the rare occasion I ever get a message, don't be too surprised if I don't respond for months.
For witty and thought-provoking things (atleast in my head,) follow me on twitter,
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Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015