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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML


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On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was told by co-workers with whom I have worked for 2 years that I tan too much and dye my hair black too often. I'm from the Middle East and have never tanned nor dyed my hair. My co-workers think I'm a wannabe. FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 4:29am - misc - by wannadi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML


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On 02/10/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by Greg (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart and it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML


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On 01/25/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by really?!? - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30271) - you deserved it (56718) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML


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On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)

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