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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hawty12345 : Well hey! You can thank my friend for making my username "hawty12345" and making me look stupid. (: Anyway, i love taking pictures, listening to music, and just being me. And my style is a cross between scene, emo, or punk. (:
I doubt you'll have a problem with my spelling or comments, but if you spell like you were thrown at a wall as an infant, you'll annoy the shit out of me.

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