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About hawkeyepeirce : Frank, do you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's someone who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn

I don't mind eating, if its possible to make a martini sandwich

I get the feeling I'm speaking in ever-diminishing circles as i disappear up my own mouth hole.

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