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About hawkeye912 : Greetings stalker!
You have just begun to read this boring "about me" page" that we both know no one cares about. But you just keep on reading dont you? Well might as well get something out of it...as you can tell i like military things, i play soccer and fish for pretty much anything I can. I like to eat food and constantly do so....soooo......thats it....
I mean it!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
Friday 24 July 2015