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hawkeye912

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About hawkeye912 : Greetings stalker!
You have just begun to read this boring "about me" page" that we both know no one cares about. But you just keep on reading dont you? Well might as well get something out of it...as you can tell i like military things, i play soccer and fish for pretty much anything I can. I like to eat food and constantly do so....soooo......thats it....



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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:49pm<b>xThatAsianGurlx</b> - the 12/18/2010 at 2:56am

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hawkeye912's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

by confused / 09/28/2011 at 12:55am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

by fuckina / 11/29/2010 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

by Anonymous90 / 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Health