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Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
by authorx / 06/27/2013 at 12:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
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