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by SnapeIsGood / 11/08/2016 at 4:44am / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Health
by Earl_KarmasBitch / 11/05/2016 at 9:02am / China (Yunnan) / Health
Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML
by mallyboo / 10/01/2016 at 10:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by LoadingMeows / 09/22/2016 at 9:17pm / United States / Work
Today, at a tutoring center, one of the tutors looked at my worksheet and laughed. She then showed all the other tutors my mistakes and they laughed along with her. The best part? They all speak Chinese and they think I can't understand them. I'm Chinese. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2016 at 1:29pm / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
by Loose Ends / 09/14/2016 at 7:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by CoolGuy69 / 09/12/2016 at 7:53am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Transportation
by AnxiousCucumber / 09/07/2016 at 4:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2016 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Love
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
by okaythen / 08/14/2016 at 3:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by sayno2mermaids / 08/03/2016 at 10:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by BoldMoveCotton / 06/15/2016 at 5:30pm / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…