Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

havahnegila

Offline (14 hours ago) | Search for a member

havahnegila

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2031
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About havahnegila : Perspective is everything.

havahnegila's page activity

Visits<b>FitFriday</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:04am<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:27pm<b>Shadow1368</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 7:08pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:56am<b>Lacalema</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 12:42am<b>fridaayy</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:24pm<b>Advancedai</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:02pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:07am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:59pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 5:15am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:38pm<b>heatherma</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:34pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:53pm<b>BeautifulChaos27</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 6:01pm<b>gracehi</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 1:33pm<b>MissBehavin77</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:12pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 2:08pm<b>tigerborn69</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 7:55am

Fucked!<b>FitFriday</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:25am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:38am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:32pm

havahnegila's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of havahnegila's badges

havahnegila's favorite FMLs

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

#21412970
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18933) - you deserved it (16432)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

#21412889
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28983) - you deserved it (2265)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

#21403711
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30704) - you deserved it (2667)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38646) - you deserved it (2784)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML

#21399405
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (2679)

On 04/25/2015 at 8:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31095) - you deserved it (2492)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28681) - you deserved it (2847)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30341) - you deserved it (2778)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30021) - you deserved it (5457)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29209) - you deserved it (3191)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23003) - you deserved it (12463)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33442) - you deserved it (2572)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: