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hater4lizife

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hater4lizife

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1157
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hater4lizife : i hate u... yes u right there; no no no, u... i hate u.

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hater4lizife's favorite FMLs

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24391) - you deserved it (1831)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

#21447183
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21408) - you deserved it (2205)

On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27424) - you deserved it (4645)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

#21446464
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24379) - you deserved it (1555)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24589) - you deserved it (2459)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

#21445328
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14077) - you deserved it (23702)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:32am - kids - by thebiteof87 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21727) - you deserved it (2265)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

#21439092
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24723) - you deserved it (4663)

On 07/09/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (8536)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

#21438456
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32811) - you deserved it (2682)

On 07/08/2015 at 10:44am - love - by freshly single (woman) - Aruba

Today, while reading my girlfriends kid's a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML

#21437640
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23907) - you deserved it (2080)

On 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34948) - you deserved it (1510)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

#21432849
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (2314)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31316) - you deserved it (2152)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)



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