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About hateevryone : Name: Raven Valentine. Age: 21. About me: friendly, laid-back, kind, funny, educated, anti, selfish, loyal, reliable, good listener, honest, straight, with the shit (sometimes), romantic, lovable, lazy, nerd.

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