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hatchworth
  • Town/Country : Selfoss, Iceland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About hatchworth : if you dont know who hatchworth is then you need to check out steam powered giraffe, seriously. Anyway , i'm Jóhanna, also called jo, im an icelandic idiot that likes to watch doctor who, sherlock , supernatural, merlin , adventure time , gravity falls and so much more. Favourite book is Miss peregrines home for peculiar children and favourite band is steam powered giraffe , I like to cosplay...

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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