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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hatchworth : Hey Im Jam and I like stuff. wow how amazing

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Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML


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On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


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