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About hatchworth : if you dont know who hatchworth is then you need to check out steam powered giraffe, seriously. Anyway , i'm Jóhanna, also called jo, im an icelandic idiot that likes to watch doctor who, sherlock , supernatural, merlin , adventure time , gravity falls and so much more. Favourite book is Miss peregrines home for peculiar children and favourite band is steam powered giraffe , I like to cosplay...

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