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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8209
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hatarou : whats there to know im 14 and my life has had some giant fml moment

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Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

#1068348
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (152440) - you deserved it (8408)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years (whom I was hoping to have a future with) to talk to him about it, all he said was "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

#1056544
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58057) - you deserved it (6641)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62043) - you deserved it (6829)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)



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