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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss' use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States
Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Czechplease - United States
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 1:18am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by ugadawgs09 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my license to carry a gun expired because my manager forgot to renew it. As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem. In order to keep getting hours, my company transferred me to the coin vault. I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins. By hand. I'm stuck doing this for a month. FML
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Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
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Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -
Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by Mister_Triangle - United States
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States
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