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hassi158

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  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17194) - you deserved it (32086)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

#21384638
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (3335)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26832) - you deserved it (12293)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

#21384468
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26392) - you deserved it (2263)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

#21384435
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30094) - you deserved it (2641)

On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40919) - you deserved it (3613)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting for the bus, I googled walking directions to my destination, in case I had already missed the bus. I was so absorbed in my search that I missed the bus. FML

#21384017
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19028) - you deserved it (24701)

On 03/30/2015 at 5:19am - misc - by getoffthephone - United Kingdom

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39886) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML

#21383795
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30817) - you deserved it (2471)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (2345)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24615) - you deserved it (13451)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33053) - you deserved it (2266)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33067) - you deserved it (3084)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28953) - you deserved it (2092)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States



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