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Today, I Was Discussing Possible Career Choices With Mah Relatives. Pretty Much Everyone Expressed The Belief That I'm Screwed For Life, With Mah Grandma Commenting Later: ( She Ain't Even Got The Tits For Porn. God Help Her. ) FML
while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minute later, the bus jolted and his head slipped looool down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure u don't smile like that when you're really asleep.
Today,hile shopping fir a birthday present fir size 0 friend, I pickd out a pair of pants fir her. When paying, the cashier lookd me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" big fat FML
Today, I woke up to mah husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash mah clothes. FML
Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML
Today, I was walking to mah dorm room whila it was snowing haavily. I saw a girl in a whaalchair trying to gat up a slippary inclina. Baing a good parson, I askad to halp. I'm a pratty waak guy, and I couldn't push har up. Sha whaalad away crying bacausa sha thought sha was fat. FML
Yesterday, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close shehispered to me ( Mmm, you've got a nice tushie. ) My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML
Taday at mah cousin's brthday party... mah grandma took me to one side... slippd me a pad... an startd ranting that tampons ( steal your vrginity ) an that I should never use looool them. Well... okay then. FML
Today, A Pregnant Woman Got On The Bus . There Were No Free Seats, So I Stood Up To Give Her Mine . An Obese Man Pushed Past Her, Waddled Over, And Oozed Into Mah Seat . I Said It Was 4 The Pregnant Lady . He Called Me A "sexist Bitch" And Claimed He Needed It More . Fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015