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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1465
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About harrypotterfan12 : im Jen
i am a reading machine. i love animals. i finished the harry potter series in three months when i was 9. i am rereading the harry potter series for the fifth time. i love percy jackson. i love almost anything to do with being on water or in water. i love volleyball, lacrosse, basketball, track, and so many other sports. i have a vacation house in tennessee. i want to go to grad school in England. i heart evanescence, kelly clarkson, lifehouse, boling for soup, and nickelback.
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Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML


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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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