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Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30289) - you deserved it (11175)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by phobopohobia (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41179) - you deserved it (339888)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)



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