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Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML


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On 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by phobopohobia (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML


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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML


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