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harrypotter4evur

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harrypotter4evur

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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1373
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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harrypotter4evur's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26838) - you deserved it (3219)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

#21437094
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25867) - you deserved it (2814)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26514) - you deserved it (1811)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30962) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

#21423894
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (7553)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

#21413959
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (2699)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32552) - you deserved it (3056)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML

#21409137
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24891) - you deserved it (3325)

On 05/12/2015 at 8:33pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27464) - you deserved it (9167)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30709) - you deserved it (3031)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I emotionally confessed to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat it several times. He ended up telling me no. FML

#21407219
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (2552)

On 05/09/2015 at 11:53am - love - by ForeverAlone - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (3728)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29617) - you deserved it (2793)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30490) - you deserved it (3356)

On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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