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harrypotter322

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 190
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12660) - you deserved it (57938)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30081) - you deserved it (74828)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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